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Vet removes parasite from poor falcon

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AGP
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Hi I'm cheesed to meet you :marseymouse:
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:marseywhelmed: :marseydepressed:

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https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueUnpopularOpinion/comments/1crvfxl/comment/l412qz2/?context=8&sort=controversial

"I developed a heart condition from the vaxx :marseyhungover: "

:capy: das cap

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Momo is cuddley today :marseywholesome:
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PSA: If the Potty isn't Clogged, then you didn't poop.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Plumbing/comments/154bvud/overflowing_clogged_potty_and_wont_flush/?sort=controversial

Close and lock the door. Then move and change your name.

My thoughts

auger

My plumber got so pissed off he kept having to come back and unclog my potty that he bought me an auger. LOL, and he was charging $100+ for each visit hahahah.

Bro at that point I would just burn the house down honestly.

Like even if you get the potty unclogged you gonna have to bleach the whole bathroom and the potty seat gonna have be tossed unless you really about that life ahahaha

!poopers

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https://media.giphy.com/media/l2Sq7UcchYPqoR3vq/giphy.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/krQzJaxbU1aXS/giphy.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/iXcyh07Blnf2NY5TKE/giphy.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/82OFn47oRqVlQyDw7O/giphy.webp

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Fellow females, always cut off their peepees first so you can go on the social media apology tour instead.

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New toss
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CTO and SVP of Jeetpedia got fired.

jeee I wonder why

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17160950710213783.webp

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Semi :marseytruck: hauling 36 tons :marseyobesescale: of cat food :marseyhungry: goes off I-80 :marseycorn:, blocks Urbandale road | who13.com :marseycyclonesmascot:
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:marseypearlclutch: complains about highrises being built in NYC

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17161457307219014.webp

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What is it with White women and foxes :marseynooticeglow:

!nooticers

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NOOOOO :soyjaktantrum: CASH FOR CLUNKERS :marseysteer: DIDN'T TOTALLY FRICK :soyjaktantrumfast: THE CAR MARKET :soysnooseethe: IT NOT OBAMAS :obamium: FAULT NOO ITS THE RETHUGLIANS :marseytrumpitsover:!!!!
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I gave up after looking at 200 profiles because most of them do not even contain actual photos, only anime screenshots and memes. There were like 15 profiles with their faces in it. 14 were in the would not category and the least unattractive guy is only a maybe if I'm drunk:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17160998521838686.webp

He's even Ukrainian so he's probably dead by now.

What compels straight men to make dating website profiles that do not even contain their faces?

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