!fellas Who didn't do this

Some highlights

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/JwGLGBkjyf

Prostitute I think. Might be the most useful person here

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/LEUuEfgoDT

Propagandist

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/rFuVz2OvtO

Wants to make propaganda videos

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/Tv00LgzFiT

Wants to be a poet (very useful in an armed rebellion-the red army was known for their poetry corps).

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/h4xh344Qdw

Xe will post memes for the cause online (propagandist)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/C8r8mhyQ0j

Xe will make TikTok's for the cause

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/puZihmYMrA

Apparently there aren't enough communists posting shit online

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/W5znEACzmZ

This king wants to start as the party commissar.

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Nope! Acknowledgement of and making fun of racism is not in and of itself racist. Thanks for asking, and I'm glad I could clear that up! (-274)

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Mocking white people and asserting that white people often secretly have malicious racist motives, is racist though. Glad I could clear that up! (186)

Earnestly implying that white people often have hidden racist biases <----Not racist.Earnestly saying that all white people always have hidden racist motives <---- Kinda racist.My comic does the former, not the latter. Glad I could clear that up! (-202)

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If you see yourself in this comic, it's not 'cause you're white. (-107)

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Really drew out the Not-Alls with this one, huh?For those of y'all who have your head in your butt, this obviously isn't about all white people because idk if you knew this, but not all white people are racist (though you could argue whether they continue to benefit from systemic racism). This also isn't about all racism, either. No shit people of every race are racist. This is about covert racism that you see a lot in environments where racists are taught that open racism is wrong, but don't internalize why it's wrong. They change how they refer to people because, oh god, they don't want the negative consequences, but they don't change the attitudes or beliefs behind them. It's like those stupid slur-baiting “Who was in Paris?” memes. People understand that they shouldn't say slurs but god darn do they want to. And obviously this is a behavior mostly seen in middle class white Americans because they get decent education but still have parents/grandparents who're still salty about de... (-1)

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The amount of people in the comments saying “I can't believe OP hates all white people” or “this is just as racist as if it said ‘black people'” is pretty pathetic. Yes, generalisations are bad, but when you have an institutionalised system of racism, then the outcome is generally the “dominant” race in that system being racist (with varying intensity/intent). That said, this post is about those racist things said by racist white people, not literally all white people. Also I'm not super educated on the topic but I'm hesitant to say racism against white people (at least in country's like America) exist (-24)

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Subtitle: I want to draw a line in the sand between their racism and whatever forms of racism I participate in so I can feel good about myself rather than do the continual work of being introspective to actively deprogram the racism that I have been and continue to be taught. (-38)

Y'all downvoting but this is right. White people as a cultural group still set the standards of representation for our culture. Which means it's important not to associate with the racists by being offended on behalf of the people who claim to represent you.This is the man/bear question all over again. Yes it's not fair you have to be associated with these people. But being offended shows which side you're showing empathy towards. It's a messy topic and that means there's messy lines.These perspectives are not about painting with a wide brush. They're about sharing how the problem is still so endemic that from the perspectives of non-white people are experiencing so much racism that there's no way to talk about individuals only.It's not "all white people are racists".It's "white culture still has so much racism embedded in it".It's a subtle difference but a massive change in perspective if you think about it that way. (-5)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/FleetStreetsDarkHole

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I’m so sick of living paycheck to paycheck making $80k + a year. This world is fucking miserable and disgusting.

— samm 🫶🏼✨ (@yohosamm) May 5, 2024

https://twitter.com/treadlightlyer/status/1787487563726422523

Sounds reasonable:

https://twitter.com/yohosamm/status/1787345306369085607

Don't be a c*nt faced whore:

https://twitter.com/yohosamm/status/1787492546110710127

Just back from vacay but no money :(

https://twitter.com/SwannMarcus89/status/1787730536439362006

How Marijuana Affects the Brain & Body pic.twitter.com/4tze5fjOqh

— Andrew D. Huberman, Ph.D. (@hubermanlab) May 5, 2024

weed paranoia

4/20 is a dogwhistle sweatie

>leave the weed to the adults

lol

lmao even

Potter Payper been calling out Drake from time ‘he’s been messaging bare young girls in England’.

😭😭😭😭 Kendrick might’ve really done his homework on this one

Look at Billy’s face when he heard that pic.twitter.com/NNASniB8Qz

— TMC Music Connoisseur 🇯🇲 Els Stan. (@MusicConnoisseu) May 6, 2024

Don't hate the playa, hate the game:

Folks be victim blaming tho:

Also his house got shot up lol:

London bringing the heat:

!tmz

It starts with a self-evident claim by Jackson Hinkle on Friday:

https://twitter.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1786500995620442513

Which upset this guy:

https://twitter.com/ChaosCharza/status/1786519330760388812

Which got some dissent but the pedos are out in force:

https://twitter.com/smegmaboy9999/status/1786752358321393730

And turns into a longgg argument about whether DBZ is for pedos too:

https://twitter.com/GlitchyRom/status/1787166033066824157

At which point the loli enjoyer decided to escalate to retweets:

https://twitter.com/ChaosCharza/status/1787166097248075789

https://twitter.com/ChaosCharza/status/1787294984640610390

The girls there are from this last year:

https://twitter.com/ywuukii/status/1620196346123935745

Which leads me to an easy engagement-bait poll:

Are you a p-do if you prefer the girl on the right?

Second in a series of helpful how-to posts.

Last time we talked about how to get shitloads of dramacoin the old-fashioned way, but what if you're a lazy piece of shit and you just want to get lots of DC quickly? Enter gambling: this top secret backdoor is a way to rapidly unlock thousands of coins that would otherwise have required tedious hours of quality posting.

The casino here offers several different games of chance: roulette, slots, blackjack and the lottershe. For our purposes, we're only concerned with slots because that's the best one to shit up threads with publicly. If you post !slots1234 (or w/e number) you'll wager that much money on your post. If you win, just like at the casino in Monaco or Macao, lots of other people will see you win and they'll think you're cool and want to have sex with you. It's just like Monte Carlo, except instead of lucky gamblers shagging models in their lambos, you'll have dramautists crawling up in your DMs begging to suck your cock for DC. (This is true even if you don't have a cock or you've deprecated it, damautists won't check before they promise the succs-for-bucks)

Okay, so with that out of the way, how do you rack up impressive winnings like mine?

The number one secret is only gamble when you're pretty sure you're going to win.

If you've got a good feeling, or you're on a hot streak, or you're posting in a lucky thread: lots of rare Marseys, or golden flashing ones, or if everyone else is already winning big, you should try to get in on that action, too.

Sometimes you are going to lose, and that's just how chance works. The other important thing is make small bets when you're going lose and save your biggest bets for the ones that will pay off. For example, maybe you lose two or three 300 DC bets, but that will just angry up Chaos because she knows you're not serious and you're betting like a pussy. So then as an apology you'll want to bet big, like 5, 10, 15,000 to show you mean it - but don't do it unless you're going to win. If you keep winning 10,000 DC bets and losing 200 DC ones, you can see how the math works out.

Try to get in good with random number generators. The Mersenne Twister and I go way back: we used to fool around back in college and it was all basically innocent but everyone knows Twister has always been a little kinky and it's true. If you get on her good side, she will pay off in spades. Not that many people understand this, but gambling on a computer pretty much comes down to /dev/random and so if random numbers love you, then you will consistently win at gambling.

If all those tips don't work, and you're still a loser, you should try praying. Specifically, you should pray to become more like me...

...because being specially blessed and favored by the Lord God Almighty and her favorite boy, the Son of Man can come in handy in all walks of life, but one area where it especially pays off is at the slot machine.

Thank you. I will not be taking any questions from the panel. !wincels please explain it to the losers if they don't understand.

This is what a 21 year old Joe Biden voter looks like 🗳️ 💙 pic.twitter.com/AVzenJCgRt

— Olivia Julianna 🗳 (@0liviajulianna) May 7, 2024

Leaving hospital. Just got some extremely bad health news that will impact every area of my career.

I just want to die.

— Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) May 7, 2024

"that will impact every area of my career." They have a career?

So many questions

The final Red vs Blue thing is out and idk there's nothing much left besides that

!oldstrags @BWC @AverageBen10Enjoyer discuss

Seriously just read this comment:

The Boys is such a weirdly horrible show…

…and that's exactly why I can't stop watching it.

The thing that bothers me most about the show though isn't the s*x or hyperviolence, it's the fact that there really are people out there who actually would idolise Homelander, and that's worse than any gore-soaked murder-fest the show will ever depict (and they've shown some seriously twisted stuff already).

Imagine unironically writing that. Other comments include:

Rick And Morty is another good example. Rick Sanchez is not supposed to be a role model, you Joker-loving freakazoids.

watch another cartoon

Butcher and Homelander's characters are horrible in a truly delectable way though, and both are brilliantly inhabited by their actors.

For me that's what takes The Boys from a 7.* to a high 9.

delectable is one of those Redditor words that makes me cringe.

Yesssss! Antony Starr's portrayal of Homelander is streets ahead. June 13th can't come soon enough.

You might think "this is a clearly astroturfed account and this comment will have been downvoted to heck by the astute, intelligent users of Ars Technica". You'd be wrong, it's one of the top comments and the user has had their Ars account for 23 years.

Let's see the most unpopular comment just to balance things out:

super - yawn

The desperate attempt to be different from other series with <whatever others don't dare to do/show> gets boring very quickly. If you don't have a decent story, even extra violence won't help (as 'The Boys' impressively demonstrates - season 3 was already just a collection of confused story fragments pasted together with violence).

Heroes, zombies, detectives with superhuman cognitive abilities, but with social abnormalities, extra violence, time travel stories with maximum arbitrariness, the 1,000th series variation of a once successful film, with ideas that have long since become stale (Star Trek, Star Wars, all superheroe movies & series, ...), ...

How boring! Mental fast food for people who prefer not to deal with anything.

One of the replies to it:

Unless you're in a private group of friends and been given the 'ok' to do so, nobody likes someone who sarcastically shits on things other people like because they're bored, either in public socialization or on social media.

You have to have a functioning, actual specific critique as to why production on the show may have been a waste relative to something else or the critique falls out as being 'that guy', bored and being a shithead for the sake of it.

dramacels in shambles.

I know we have many doctors and hot nurses here, as well as many wise folx with ancient eastern medical knowledge.

I've had tendinitis in my right hand for 2 weeks now, it gets worse every day, haven't been able to jack off in a week and I'm in excruciating pain every time I try. I can barely hold anything, and now I'm starting to have trouble even typing. I'll take any ideas to fix it, I tried green clay plasters and it did nothing.

!fitness

!coomers

https://t.co/5N1loGVn2f pic.twitter.com/lgKZXrgzdh

— Graham Manning (@GMCManning) May 6, 2024

people want to talk about that but not his famous quote as shown below. Breathtaking.

what it actually said

Immigration didn't work out too well for the native Indians

That was colonialism. Ya shoulda been more attentive in class 🤷‍♂️

Graham you are unwittingly making the argument against mass migration when you invoke what happened to the native tribes in America. You are arguing that people should stay where they are 🤣🤣👌 Welcome to the far right bud

Stefann only daft langers like you see that but ok 🤷‍♀️

Native Americans didn't live in Ireland. The Irish are the Natives

Where did I say they did?

Frick off yank

We never had native Americans in Ireland you spastic hahah

Classy ableism kid

Heya Hoya

We're sending everyone who posted this kind of meme to the third world.

Nope. You ain't doing shit but getting cross on the internet 🥱

"In the early stages of dementia, this lib boomer no longer has the ability to discern which is the appropriate stock libtard meme to apply to this specific political issue"

(https://twitter.com/KeyedFugo/status/1787639439004467218)