https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4803618/

• drink lots of water before purging

• don't brush your teeth immediately after (rinse and wait a while, then brush like normal)

!thin

!spongebob join today

!spongebob join today

this is going to turn me into the joker pic.twitter.com/BDz8FgWtV8

— and my name is alex (now on bsky) (@DudeExclamation) May 19, 2024

https://twitter.com/manuclearbomb/status/1426363490638483457

A big Simpsons thread from two years ago is getting new traction on Twitter as new generations realize the Sneed show was funny (rip Phil Hartman). However, zoomers are so used to musicals that reheat dead franchises with corny music that they fail to understand why Planet of the Apes: the Musical is funny.

Full clip:

Additional seethe (mostly 15 year olds asking where the shiny lights, references to modern movies, and Rick and Morty references are in a clip that is older than they are):

https://twitter.com/socialnomadrach/status/1791794323425800223

https://twitter.com/sonyplaytation/status/1792336067598881226

https://twitter.com/thegrayfruit/status/1791820189648003214

https://twitter.com/wiiiframe/status/1791918626767020186

I HATE EVERY APE I SEE

FROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPANZEE

Let's check in on the song that the latest season of the Simpsons was advertising in an episode last week by the way, extreme coal warning: https://twitter.com/thesimpsons/status/1789816702869348687

No holes barred, say the worst things that come to mind! Anything and EVERYTHING!!!

It won't hurt my feelings!

title

wow nice haircut cute twink @TracingWoodgrains WO

@Aevann

She's still trying to recover from a bad breakup so I'm trying to be patient with her. She definitely has autism but clearly it's not the cool high-speed/low-drag type like I have.

I stand before you today with a grave concern that has plagued our society for far too long. Yes, I speak of none other than the notorious furries!

For too long, these fuzzy creatures have prowled the outskirts of normalcy, lurking in the shadows with their tails wagging and their ears twitching. They prance around in their elaborate costumes, looking down upon us.

But let me ask you this: who do they think they are? Walking around in their plushy attire, pretending to be animals, We must raise up and make the anti furrie committee or AFC for short.

This was my first time making a gif

I thought it was funny

CNN via Iranian state media

No more killing girls for you bro.

Did God do this as a birthday present for rDrama?

New high quality marsey juat dropped.

It has something todi

Comment lol

Here's the source image, morons whining about "inflation adjusted" despite obviously having no clue what that means

Whole thread.

They need to adjust for inflation.

Now compare to COL for each generation.

This means nothing without accounting for inflation. It doesn't matter if younger generations are making double if the prices of everything has quadrupled.  For the pedants I. Just saying double and quadruple as examples, not literally. 

This fool is onto nothing whatsoever:

And most of those gains are going to previous generations via housing

This twerp tries to double down:

Now do adjusted for inflation and add food, fuel, housing and healthcare to the CPI. Not just rent, not just net healthcare profit, not excluding fuel and electricity while offsetting it with cheap TVs.

It is adjusted {and a bit more yapping here}

I specifically called those things out because CPI doesn't cover those things. "Rent equivalent", "Excluded for volatility", and rural excluded pricing.

It includes all of those things you conspiratorial goober.

Look up how CPI is calculated and I'll accept your apology as confirmation that someone learned something. You can't take inflation rates at face value.

{More yapping, walls of text}

This flop calls blue "red"

Lots of boomers in here can't handle the truth. Living now is Hard Mode compared to their experience.

Reminder that these mooks are certain socialism will solve all their problems and they're economic geniuses. Legitimately zero argument against locking them in gimp suits and milking them for stem cells btw.