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Never bet against the American consumer
— Jeremy 'adjusted for inflation' Horpedahl 📈 (@jmhorp) April 19, 2024
"Red Lobster eyes bankruptcy option after $11M in losses from endless shrimp"https://t.co/OFLx0ocT25
I'm not factchecking this, I choose to believe it 
Chads then: We're gonna 
frickin kill you for messing with our lore falloutcels now: NOOOOO I DON'T LIKE THIS STOOOOP
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- Assy-McGee : Joan has no delfector award right now :^)
- ACA : I hate women and minorities
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No food tastes as good as skinny 
feels, and no badge 
commands respect 
quite like the Thin badge 
does.
It's been awhile since we've taken stock 
of our gorgeous svelte kingdom, and considering the !Thin ping group 
applications have been piling up into the hundreds (full of potentially FAT people mind you) I think 
it's time we have a little 
check 
in and give some of those unproven potentially rotund r-slurs a chance to prove themselves worthy of being a part of our glorious carb-free HEAVEN.
APPLICATION 
Submit a timestamped photo 
here or to me via DMs of yourself 
(no faces) proving that you're thin. This can be a full body shot. A scale 
photo 
(with ankles showing). A wrist shot. ANY part of your body that can irrevocably show that you are thin. I will repeat - I DO NOT WANT A PHOTO 
OF YOUR FACE (that's for the Hot Badge). If you are concerned 
about PI do note that all photos submitted for the Thin badge will be visible to anyone viewing your profile when they click on your thin badge. This is done for lulz and to ensure that those you are bullying for being obese 
are sure that you are, indeed, thin and thus better than them.
Do your part to ensure that all those bullying others due to their body size is done appropriately and by the correctly sized people that deserve to bully 
others for their proportions.
Thank you!
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Like for example this is how Redditors reacted last year:
849 likes 83 comments against this month 45 likes and 3 comments.
Yeah 100 countries will come, like 40 western countries 7 brics countries without China and Russia. Rest of countries are there to get free food and hang around chilling a truly game changer. Zelenskyy should finally get Oscar for this amazing peace summit
Wikipedia created a page for this top tier clown event 
This event will be remembered as that Mariupol reconstruction summit that was held somewhere in Europe at the time Ukraine was losing Mariupol in 2022 
Where is this confidence now where is Liz Truss or where are the money they spend on this event that was clearly waste of money ? It's history 
- Patsy : animal abuse
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Weed makes me paranoid/anxious so I don't consume BUT….
Weed is legal in IL and two summers ago @Takoyucki visited me. He liked weed so I ofc went to the dispensary near me and picked up some gummies etc so we could partake.
We went to the field museum (I was high af, pretty inexperienced with marijuana) and then to the taste of Chicago. The Taste of Chicago had really tight security and literally this security guard woman took me aside and was like “WE DON'T ALLOW DRUGS IN HERE”. I didn't have any on me (had just had edibles earlier in the day) but had no idea how the frick she knew I was high. Like….amazing call lady. I wasn't even giggling.
Revolutionary Jinx-Krаyonist 
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how hard is it to do this? this guy makes it look so easy that i feel like i can do it pic.twitter.com/Lqqbx2tlD9
— ✧˖°. fini ♡ (@hhhhertz) April 19, 2024
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Lyrics:
The nightmare lies in the mourning
When the birds are bleeding
And you hope the day will come
But you're never gonna live this down
Wish it away with the blame
You could just stop breathing now
You didn't want it enough
You didn't want it enough
And you tap and you cut
And you start with the heavy breathing
You're parallel to the dark
But they're still not leaving
But you try and talk
You'll do anything but you're never gonna keep it down
Don't leave me now, don't leave me now
You know it didn't have to be this way
You know it didn't have to be
But it's the end of the line
So goodbye
Can you hear me
Can you see me
Well it's the end of the line
So goodbye
Now you talk to yourself
And you wonder why nothing ever changes
How you're gonna fall so far so fast
Who you gonna blame this on
I don't care anymore in the morning
When the birds start bleeding now
And it's all the same
It's all the same
I was faced to the wall
With the mirror
The mirror crashing down
And you stood so tall
But you fall and you're never gonna get back up
You didn't want it enough
Am I central now, am I central now I was central how
You know it didn't have to be this way
You know it didn't have to be
But it's the end of the line
So goodbye
Can you hear me
Can you see me
Well it's the end of the line
So goodbye
No one loves you
Up above you
No one hears you
No one sees you
No one loves you
Up above you
No one hears you
No one sees you
Can you hear me
Can you see me
Well it's the end of the line
So goodbye
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VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED. Absolutely disturbing footage of Max Azzarello who set himself on fire in New York today outside of Trumps trial. pic.twitter.com/ROA65RoN49
— jaimeo (@prodbyjaimeo) April 20, 2024
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No reason to get drunk tonight. Just came home from errands and my inner alcoholic mindset just said frick it let's drink a fifth of Grey Goose. Anyways, it's a Friday night and still early so I'll likely just end up at a gay bar. Can't wait for sobered up me tod deal with the consequences.
PERIODT QUEEN 
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i'm the based illiterate juror #4
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The IRS played in everybody’s face this year. You either owed or got a small amount back. Either way, most of us were all cheated.
— BLH (@_RareDefined) April 15, 2024
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