Horizon only have 2 games and has almost outsold the entire Souls franchise. LMAOhttps://t.co/2IuoWYgEKR https://t.co/BYQTH61JKG pic.twitter.com/9ggwSma9tr

— NoHayNadie (@Soplox) May 18, 2024

>how reddit imagine 1/6 was

Recommend sorting by controversial.

Highlights:

>if you don't want to get killed by a cop, you should just comply

>the protests were mostly peaceful

>why don't people know the true destruction of 1/6

I gave up after looking at 200 profiles because most of them do not even contain actual photos, only anime screenshots and memes. There were like 15 profiles with their faces in it. 14 were in the would not category and the least unattractive guy is only a maybe if I'm drunk:

He's even Ukrainian so he's probably dead by now.

What compels straight men to make dating website profiles that do not even contain their faces?

Ut oh. I've said the quiet part out loud again.

European founders lose their bearings when they expand to the US and hire their first few employees, typically salespeople.

"These people are gods," is how one founder told me he felt early in the expansion process.

— Dave Kellogg (@Kellblog) May 18, 2024

This isnt drama or dramatic but who can't appreciate the absolute state of europeans?

@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM

Title

Demonious-X is an ancient lolcow that somethingawful's FYAD used to frick with a lot. The OG neckbeard.

He was also the incel patient zero. He was the scrote alpha and the scrote omega.

Best read to the tune of William Shatner's Rocketman

>All right here's part two of my woman hate blog thing

>I gotta tell you something, oh one thing, okay.

>Well, first of all, I'm not trying to be disgusting, I'm trying to be realistic all right,

>if you're seriously a horny toad and you fricking need kitty and you -some of you probably only heard this from trolls

>or you heard it from somebody, don't be ashamed! Go to www.fleshlight.com if you have 60 bucks,

>you can get yourself the best s*x toy a man can ever own for himself.

>Not only does it feel like real kitty, it doesn't give you any headaches, any trouble.

>It feels like- it feels like the real deal. I know a lot of people,

>especially trolls, say, "Oh, you never gotten-... fricking never gotten laid."

>Listen to me all right? Listen to me good. I'm gonna be fricking open and honest,

>I don't give a frick about how tmi it is okay? If it's too much information just click it off all right

>I had the b-word on that bed, I was laying over there by that window and I was railing her snatch like there's no tomorrow,

>all right, and I came in my condom, and it felt wonderful, it was good.

>But the b-word turned psycho

>September 2000, we we went our separate ways.

On Failed Relationships and Fleshlights - by Demonious X on Genius

!nonchuds !chuds !ranchers

Wally is a famous "emotional support alligator" owned by Joie Henney, A Pennsylvania man who made the news when he and his pet were denied entrance to watch the Philadelphia Phillies take on the Pittsburgh Pirates in Major League Baseball in September 2023. He was also used as a visual reference for the alligator in the tv series Loki,

Links of the alligator in action.

https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfrick/comments/xr4k4a/an_alligator_working_as_emotional_support_pet/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/nextfrickinglevel/comments/o9lsku/wally_the_support_gator/?sort=controversial

A few weeks back it went missing.

https://old.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1cjk20u/dad_of_wally_the_missing_emotional_support/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1cipu00/emotional_support_alligator_taken_and_released_in/?sort=controversial

From the post on /r/marvelstudios.

>Hi everyone! I hope this post is allowed, I apologize if not - we are just desperate for help!!!

As a lot of you may know, the visual reference for Alligator Loki was Wally The Emotional Support Alligator! He is a very beloved companion to his owner, and has had a tremendous impact on the lives of so many!!

Unfortunately, Wally was kidnapped from his enclosure while on vacation with his person in Georgia. It is believed that an individual broke into his enclosure, kidnapped Wally, and placed him on another persons front yard. That person then called to report an alligator and a tracker was dispatched to remove it. The tracker stated he released Wally into a swamp with over 20 other alligators and said there was “little to no hope of finding Wally”. This is devastating and obviously extremely worrisome as Wally is domesticated and often enjoys Cheetos as part of his meals.

The tracker has been reluctant to provide additional information and seemingly has changed their story a few times. This is all really devastating for his owner and lifelong companion, Joie. It also is certainly traumatizing for Wally, who is now has had everything he's ever known ripped away from him. Both Wally and Joie deserve to be reunited!!!

I am posting here in hopes of bringing more attention to Wally's plight. The hope is that Wally's story will gain traction and put pressure on this involved to come forward and tell the truth!!!

For more information, please check out Wally's Facebook page or his TikTok account!!! There have been some outlets covering the story, but nothing that has driven the perpetrator, tracker, or Georgia DNR to be responsive or helpful in this dire search. If you are willing, please take a moment to spread the word or head over to Wally's Facebook page to help get involved! Thank you so much!!!!

According to this comment, Wally is Dead and the culprit is most likely the tracker himself.

Thread on 4chan.

https://boards.4chan.org/an/thread/4800429#p4800429

!fellas !kino

Got pretty drunk last night and trying to taper off this hangover with some white claws. Kinda pissed at myself because I knew I shouldn't get too drunk because I have to drive to the Apple Store to pick up a watch in a bit so have to sober up. Also mad that I ordered the cheap one thinking it was the nicer one so need to buy the better one and return my current once the better one is delivered.

I had it open in a tab but now it gives me a 403 not welcome message.

https://rdrama.net/h/lit/post/269135/foid-marseytrad-writes-a-meme-book

Is seventeen square miles of prime Georgian farmland turned into grassland enough space for a herd of elephants?