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๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ก๐ฒ๐๐: Europost can now confirm through official sources inside #Iran that the country's president, foreign minister, and four other officials have died in a helicopter crash. The Iranian government is expected to confirm this within the next few hours. pic.twitter.com/fj6fTep7oS
— EuroPost Agency (@EuroPostAgency) May 19, 2024
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this is going to turn me into the joker pic.twitter.com/BDz8FgWtV8
— and my name is alex (now on bsky) (@DudeExclamation) May 19, 2024
https://twitter.com/manuclearbomb/status/1426363490638483457
A big Simpsons thread from two years ago is getting new traction on Twitter as new generations realize the Sneed show was funny (rip Phil Hartman). However, zoomers are so used to musicals that reheat dead franchises with corny music that they fail to understand why Planet of the Apes: the Musical is funny.
Full clip:
Additional seethe (mostly 15 year olds asking where the shiny lights, references to modern movies, and Rick and Morty references are in a clip that is older than they are):
https://twitter.com/socialnomadrach/status/1791794323425800223
https://twitter.com/sonyplaytation/status/1792336067598881226
https://twitter.com/thegrayfruit/status/1791820189648003214
https://twitter.com/wiiiframe/status/1791918626767020186
I HATE EVERY APE I SEE
FROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPANZEE
Let's check in on the song that the latest season of the Simpsons was advertising in an episode last week by the way, extreme coal warning: https://twitter.com/thesimpsons/status/1789816702869348687
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She's still trying to recover from a bad breakup so I'm trying to be patient with her. She definitely has autism but clearly it's not the cool high-speed/low-drag type like I have.
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Congress has given us the power to seize Russian assets in the U.S., and we intend to use it.
— Department of State (@StateDept) May 19, 2024
We are working with @G7 partners to see that Russiaโs immobilized sovereign assets are used to remedy the damage Putin continues to cause in Ukraine. - @SecBlinken pic.twitter.com/QxJl1cwQYO
@J love sucking peepee
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No holes barred, say the worst things that come to mind! Anything and EVERYTHING!!!
It won't hurt my feelings!
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1. Eminem
2. J Cole
3. Logic
4. Hopsin
5. Mac Miller
6. Lil Peepeey
7. Token
8. Macklemore
9. Wali Da Great
10. KSI
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sugar, honey and skittles
someone told Josh you need to add sugar when you're brewing alcohol and my man is taking it to its logical extreme
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Got pretty drunk last night and trying to taper off this hangover with some white claws. Kinda pissed at myself because I knew I shouldn't get too drunk because I have to drive to the Apple Store to pick up a watch in a bit so have to sober up. Also mad that I ordered the cheap one thinking it was the nicer one so need to buy the better one and return my current once the better one is delivered.
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