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solar panels are communism or something :marseylaughpoundfist:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/YqHMVSYXIMEiA/giphy.webp

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Some hot tips for keeping your teeth :marseychingchong: safe while purging :marseybutt:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1716169132088091.webp

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4803618/

  • drink :marcusbeachtowel: lots of water :marseyaquagrunt: before :marseyskellington: purging

  • don't brush your teeth :marseysopa: immediately after (rinse and wait a while, then brush like normal)

!thin

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:marseyderpthumbsup:
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This is what you look like. #lgbtEWW

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1716114446373881.webp

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She's still trying to recover from a bad breakup so I'm trying to be patient with her. She definitely has autism but clearly it's not the cool high-speed/low-drag type like I have.

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Who here has a Nespresso machine? :marseylaying:

I want espresso at home but I don't want to faff around everytime I want a cup. Do Nespressos make decent espresso? Is the little, cheaper one any good? Should I get the built in milk steamer or a separate one?

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Health tip of the day

Eat more negative :marseyzalgo: calorie foods like fruits :marseycornucopia: and vegetables. they'll keep your digestive system :marseymars: moving with fewer calories.

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PSA: If the Potty isn't Clogged, then you didn't poop.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Plumbing/comments/154bvud/overflowing_clogged_potty_and_wont_flush/?sort=controversial

Close and lock the door. Then move and change your name.

My thoughts

auger

My plumber got so pissed off he kept having to come back and unclog my potty that he bought me an auger. LOL, and he was charging $100+ for each visit hahahah.

Bro at that point I would just burn the house down honestly.

Like even if you get the potty unclogged you gonna have to bleach the whole bathroom and the potty seat gonna have be tossed unless you really about that life ahahaha

!poopers

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:queen:

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https://twitter.com/manuclearbomb/status/1426363490638483457

A big Simpsons thread from two years ago is getting new traction on Twitter as new generations realize the Sneed show was funny (rip Phil Hartman). However, zoomers are so used to musicals that reheat dead franchises with corny music that they fail to understand why Planet of the Apes: the Musical is funny.

Full clip:

Additional seethe (mostly 15 year olds asking where the shiny lights, references to modern movies, and Rick and Morty references are in a clip that is older than they are):

https://twitter.com/socialnomadrach/status/1791794323425800223

https://twitter.com/sonyplaytation/status/1792336067598881226

https://twitter.com/thegrayfruit/status/1791820189648003214

https://twitter.com/wiiiframe/status/1791918626767020186

I HATE EVERY APE I SEE

FROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPANZEE

Let's check in on the song that the latest season of the Simpsons was advertising in an episode last week by the way, extreme coal warning: https://twitter.com/thesimpsons/status/1789816702869348687

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@Sasanka_of_Gauda

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new 'toss

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Kevin Hart is the Martha Stewart of black people.

And that's a good thing.

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