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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4803618/
drink lots of water before purging
don't brush your teeth immediately after (rinse and wait a while, then brush like normal)
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how the fuck do the normies do it? how tf do you just get intimate with absolutely no feelings like that all the time? i was told this was going to be fun.
— RictheCusco (@RictheCusco) May 19, 2024
- KONY_2022 : /h/truecommunism
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She's still trying to recover from a bad breakup so I'm trying to be patient with her. She definitely has autism but clearly it's not the cool high-speed/low-drag type like I have.
- johnnypoop : Indians... Scam!!!
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I want espresso at home but I don't want to faff around everytime I want a cup. Do Nespressos make decent espresso? Is the little, cheaper one any good? Should I get the built in milk steamer or a separate one?
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Eat more negative calorie foods like fruits and vegetables. they'll keep your digestive system moving with fewer calories.
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Close and lock the door. Then move and change your name.
My thoughts
auger
My plumber got so pissed off he kept having to come back and unclog my potty that he bought me an auger. LOL, and he was charging $100+ for each visit hahahah.
Bro at that point I would just burn the house down honestly.
Like even if you get the potty unclogged you gonna have to bleach the whole bathroom and the potty seat gonna have be tossed unless you really about that life ahahaha
!poopers
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this is going to turn me into the joker pic.twitter.com/BDz8FgWtV8
— and my name is alex (now on bsky) (@DudeExclamation) May 19, 2024
https://twitter.com/manuclearbomb/status/1426363490638483457
A big Simpsons thread from two years ago is getting new traction on Twitter as new generations realize the Sneed show was funny (rip Phil Hartman). However, zoomers are so used to musicals that reheat dead franchises with corny music that they fail to understand why Planet of the Apes: the Musical is funny.
Full clip:
Additional seethe (mostly 15 year olds asking where the shiny lights, references to modern movies, and Rick and Morty references are in a clip that is older than they are):
https://twitter.com/socialnomadrach/status/1791794323425800223
https://twitter.com/sonyplaytation/status/1792336067598881226
https://twitter.com/thegrayfruit/status/1791820189648003214
https://twitter.com/wiiiframe/status/1791918626767020186
I HATE EVERY APE I SEE
FROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPANZEE
Let's check in on the song that the latest season of the Simpsons was advertising in an episode last week by the way, extreme coal warning: https://twitter.com/thesimpsons/status/1789816702869348687
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