rDrama's Official Fruit Bracket! Round 3: Grapes vs. Watermelons

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Round 2: Blackberries vs. Mangos

Winner: Mangos! By 3 votes!


Welcome to the third round of the rDrama official top tier fruit bracket! Things have turned rotten for blackberrycels as they are on suicide watch :marseyrope: with mangocels rising up and winning round 2! Bipocberries put up a good fight, but unfortunately shit-tier fruits were NGMI in this tournament. This victory for mangoids has planted a seed of hope for them, but they still have a while to go before they become the official fruit of rDrama! Next time we see mangoids sprout back into the bracket is when they go against the the phallic shaped banana :platybanana:

This round will be a choice between grapes and watermelons to see which fruit will compete against the versatile yet sturdy cocoNUT. Make your decision based on which fruit you find to be better. But before you do that here are some highlights from the previous thread and fun fruit facts!


Highlights From the Previous Threads

Bipocberries and Mangoids beat each other to a pulp while telling each other to keep themself safe :marseyropeyourself:. The thread becomes PEARsonal as our favorite jannies @August and @Carpathianflorist dicuss which countries have the hairiest moids and foids :marseyconfused:

Dramanauts still sneeding about lemons winning over peaches in the first round. Lemoncels cope and send out insults of culinary inferiority :marseynoyou:

The only persons opinion who matters:taycrown:

Fruit connoisseur wishes he could take the radical centrist position :marseygrilling:

@ForgotMyPasswordAgain drops a interesting fact about bipocberries. What did he mean by this? :marseythinkorino:


Fun Fruit Facts

  • A watermelon takes about 90 days to grow, from planting to harvesting :marseyblack:
  • The first recorded watermelon harvest occurred nearly 5,000 years ago in Egypt and is depicted in Egyptian hieroglyphics on walls of their ancient buildings. Watermelons were often placed in the burial tombs of kings to nourish them in the afterlife. :marseymummy2:
  • A scientific review :sciencejak:published in the journal Trends in Genetics reports that most researchers believe grapes are at least 65 million years old. Some of today's grape varieties are direct descendants of these ancient grapes.
  • In 1970, the average person consumed 2.9 pounds of grapes each year. By 2009, yearly consumption has increased to 7.9 pounds per person :marseychonker2:

VOTE HERE :#marseyupmarsey:

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Grapes, it's what I imagine eating testicles is like.

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For the true testical munching experience, try cold, unseasoned, and slightly raw meatballs

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