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Round 2: Blackberries vs. Mangos
Winner: Mangos! By 3 votes!
Welcome to the third round of the rDrama official top tier fruit bracket! Things have turned rotten for blackberrycels as they are on suicide watch 
with mangocels rising up and winning round 2! Bipocberries put up a good fight, but unfortunately shit-tier fruits were NGMI in this tournament. This victory for mangoids has planted a seed of hope for them, but they still have a while to go before they become the official fruit of rDrama! Next time we see mangoids sprout back into the bracket is when they go against the the phallic shaped banana 
This round will be a choice between grapes and watermelons to see which fruit will compete against the versatile yet sturdy cocoNUT. Make your decision based on which fruit you find to be better. But before you do that here are some highlights from the previous thread and fun fruit facts!
Highlights From the Previous Threads
. The thread becomes PEARsonal as our favorite jannies @August and @Carpathianflorist dicuss which countries have the hairiest moids and foids 
The only persons opinion who matters
Fruit connoisseur wishes he could take the radical centrist position 
@ForgotMyPasswordAgain drops a interesting fact about bipocberries. What did he mean by this?
Fun Fruit Facts
- A watermelon takes about 90 days to grow, from planting to harvesting
- The first recorded watermelon harvest occurred nearly 5,000 years ago in Egypt and is depicted in Egyptian hieroglyphics on walls of their ancient buildings. Watermelons were often placed in the burial tombs of kings to nourish them in the afterlife.
- A scientific review
published in the journal Trends in Genetics reports that most researchers believe grapes are at least 65 million years old. Some of today's grape varieties are direct descendants of these ancient grapes. - In 1970, the average person consumed 2.9 pounds of grapes each year. By 2009, yearly consumption has increased to 7.9 pounds per person
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Vote watermelon otherwise you're a
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Its the fruit of kangz
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But grapes are the fruit of
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I wanna see how House Racist votes
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It's not racist to know why nigcels like watermelon. It's because it's fricking delicious I'm right there with them. Solidarity βπ»
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Chad grape
Incel waddymelon
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Buddy eating grapes from a biological female has to be the gayest fricking post I've seen on this website
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"biological female"
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That top pic is extremely homoerotic and that guy is wishing the foid had a peepee.
In summary: you're a cute twink
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shows what you know, they're both trans
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Literally this. I make watermelon jokes to my black friends because its the best fruit.
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That would be hilarious, but I dont think you can have more than one poll in each thread. We dont have the technology for that yet
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Ever see watermelon soda? Didn't think so
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You don't have watermelon pop where you live? Third world shit hole lmao
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watermelon white claw is delicious though
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I love watermelon but the claw tastes like shit.
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WATERMELON ITSELF HAS ENOUGH HYDRATION, DOESN'T NEED ADDITIVES
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Marshmello edition coke is out rn its literally watermelon flavored r-slur
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every single part of the watermelon (seeds, shell, water, pulp) has a use for it. holistic fruit
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waddy melon*
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Shown: the fruit of getting laid
And then we have the watermincelon
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Counterpoint: I can't have s*x with a grape
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Im assuming youβve seen the league?
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I'm pretty sure you could
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k i might switch my vote now but can you promise me the girls in those pics don't have peepees
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Watermelon is extremely boring compared to something like a concord grape
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all grapes except for the little Champaign ones and good ol' whyte grapes are
especially those new cotton candy grapes
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grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home! grapists go home!
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I'm gonna grape you in the mouth.
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I printed grape whistles to carry on my toolbag
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Iβm voting
watermelon not bc Iβm Black 
but bc I dont like grape skin 
kk
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Ngl the skin is the worst part of the grape. As a kid, Id peel it off like an autist.
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kek same bb
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How, neighbor. Watermelon is unironically delicious. Grapes are just okay
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Something sus going on. The comments do mot match the votes.
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How are people so wrong about this?
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Kangz have single handedly ruined its reputation
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Okay, racist
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Keep yourself safe racist
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Is it possible to make watermelon wine? Checkmate, watermelonlovers.
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You can make wine from any sugary fruit you literal r-slur
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https://celebrationgeneration.com/homemade-watermelon-wine/
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Literally yes lmao
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Black Corinth grapes and raisins move grapes above watermelons imo. Also wine
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I like grapes but you're completely r-slurred if you rate them higher than watermelons.
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Watermelon is just sugar water
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The green part of the watermelon taste better than the red party π Yea I said it. I love cutting myself a fresh bowl of the green watermelon stuff. Itβs nice and crunchy, and tastes like a more flavorful cucumber. I will still eat the red part, but it is no where as good as the green part.
Somebody needs to sell exclusively the green part of the watermelon, because the green part is such a small percentage of the entire watermelon. Iβve also heard studies that show that the green part of the watermelon is really healthy, so thatβs a bonus.
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ok now i'm really curios how the "peel" of watermelon tastes, i hope this isn't some subtle drama troll op.
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Iβve never heard of eating it raw, but you can sometimes find it pickled or candied, at least in the US.
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To me I donβt consider it a βpeelβ, the green part is its own separate fruit and snack
Thereβs tons of recipes for the green parts, but I enjoy it on its own.
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Watermelon rinds are truly the food of kings:
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https://, presumably about bipocberries. What did he mean by this?Jump in the discussion.
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Fixed king
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Grape drank, neighbormelon, im sensing a trend here
Watermelon is the summer fruit, grape is the fruit of sub human frogs
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Im glad house racist is pro waddamelin
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Depends on the grape. Certain heirloom watermelons > seed-in black/red/concord grapes > watermelon > other grapes > cotton candy grapes.
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No longer participating after blackberries lost.
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Grapes are infinitely better than BLANDmelon
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Watermelon tastes like watermelon-flavored water. It's the skim milk of fruits.
Grapes come in a variety of flavors including cotton-candy and can be made into wine
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Grapes FTW (for the wine)
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i have a meme for u
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If you don't vote for watermelon, you're oppressing both BIPOCs and heroic Ukrainian soldiers fighting for our right to be free of Adidas tracksuits.
Grape voters beware: there's a GPS-guided rocket with your name on it.
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Is this our retirement home version of
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Does a heavier fruit than watermelon exist?
It excels at volume and I love both, but I bought grapes just monday and they're the seedless type. The choice is clear.
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I think jackfruits can be pretty similar in weight and size to watermelons
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Wikipedia: "can weigh 10β25 kg (22β55 pounds) or more."
probably isn't as nice as a watermelon, but that's 
shit
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Ive never had it. It looks weird lmao
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me neither and it looks very stringy, but if so many people in south asia eat it raw it must be decent at least
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Over 10,000 varieties of grapes the world over that also make wine vs. some watery, blob-butt fruit that weebs put on kitty kat heads.
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Yeah 10,000 varieties that got utterly destroyed by phylloxera in the 1800s. What a weak and pathetic species.
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i vote for grapes because they are more handy
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Proud g(ay)male feminist reporting in
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Grapes, it's what I imagine eating testicles is like.
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For the true testical munching experience, try cold, unseasoned, and slightly raw meatballs
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You are a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body.
All the βvalidationβ you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.
Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who βpassβ look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.
You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes.
Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are.
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The perfect grape is an 8/10 experience. The perfect watermelon is 10/10. Nothing more needs to be said.
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This one is doozy
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If you hate watermelons, you hate black people.
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I hate grape seeds. Not worth the effort.
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Watermelon is inarguably better
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ALL IS
FRUIT POOP
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