some personal newshttps://t.co/iDCmJocVhX

— TracingWoodgrains (@tracewoodgrains) May 17, 2024

@TracingWoodgrains good luck with your next job. I'm sure you'll be great

Biden’s Build Back Better.

Red Lobster abruptly closes at least 50 restaurants, including 14 in NY and NJ. 56 year old restaurant chain considers filing for bankruptcy due to rising costs.

Yet, Democrats want you to think that Biden is doing a great job! pic.twitter.com/IdQHNFBsOI

— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) May 14, 2024

!nonchuds

A scene so awkward and stupidly written that it created an entire ecosystem of memes. https://t.co/J40TDwdFzw

— Leman Walters (@LemanWalters) May 13, 2024

!kino

https://twitter.com/britpopforali/status/1790007485337604480

https://twitter.com/SquishyMrMallow/status/1790010049328185849

https://twitter.com/InnerDelicious/status/1790023688093352279

https://twitter.com/rannyg/status/1790012305381487066

https://twitter.com/BrianEpshteyn/status/1790002796927861215

https://twitter.com/AxelAswell/status/1790009431876423740

https://twitter.com/munzacore90/status/1790022854647468210

https://twitter.com/MKQUANFUSION/status/1790010888503575012

https://twitter.com/C2410897952998/status/1790009270794162354

https://twitter.com/randomname2617/status/1790002586306654366

https://twitter.com/Sneed3Sneed/status/1790000439330480428

https://twitter.com/MJ_Peterson_69/status/1790007861751242984

https://twitter.com/MantisRe1igiosa/status/1790006808494383291

https://twitter.com/__Rolfy/status/1790024649096483312

So I met Jerry Seinfeld because he likes to see a movie before theaters open (so he doesn't get mobbed by strangers) and my company was happy to oblige. We never charged him anything we just asked he tip the person who opens the theater for him. That was me.

Cont'd https://t.co/L0OIBNkHk4

— JANUS! AT THE DISCO! (@ItsAuntieChrist) May 13, 2024

Yikes victim blaming in my wholesome lynch mob? I don't think so chud:

More celeb gossip plz:

!tmz

I had to look this up – it’s a Simpson’s reference. I knew what you were from the second I laid eyes on your account.

I am Charlemagne. I am Julius. I am Napoleon. I am George Washington. You are an aging insect, nearing your expiry. https://t.co/DuYUbGAh0t

— Sólion ♨︎ (@Anorionn) May 13, 2024

lmao you aren't any of those things. you're a pathetic dork who needs to pretend he's a Great Man From History because your own life is so meaningless and you provide nothing of value to anyone in it.

Nobody is a “dork.” Your conception of insults comes from movies you watched about jock bullies in the 80s, when you still had hair.

(https://twitter.com/DrWallkick/status/1789932459779367096)

He did the thing

!soyteens

Blud got doxxed

(https://twitter.com/leftistbeard/status/1789877359304134919)

Speaking in a cogent, or expressive manner is an incomprehensible act; because the last time that a leftist was expected to speak without blackisms and vulgar slang was in a high-school English class (15 years ago, when they still had hair). I am Sephiroth. You are a worm.

i think we might have found the King of the Sephiroth Posters

He said the line

You guys are such dorks living in your imaginary fantasy version of the past where you're heroic warriors and not just pounding off to anime all day

You're not a "jock" from the movies. You're not "the bully" who molested you in middle school. You're a balding geriatric cuckold and homosexual fancying himself an intellectual.

You're not the "Aryan ubermensch" from Nazi propoganda. You're not "the Fuhrer" of the New Reich. You're a dumbass edgelord who can't even say his political views in public without getting his butt beat.

Yes, I am an Aryan Ubermensch from Nazi Propaganda. The Führer lives in me.

I say my political views in public, and people like you cower while complaining about me in a quite voice, or hide behind a screen, calling for the mob to do what you would never do in real life.

The "yo he sound like sephiroth!" posts make perfect sense when you realize the only place nogs interact with eloquence is through video games, and that sephiroth specifically is from a game soylennials played.

Imagine talking like this and thinking you're the intelligent, well-adjusted person

Sorry but I do not discuss with Mexicans.

You aren't any of those guys. They did things, you just do Sephiroth rants online.

even sephiroth would be embarrassed to talk like this

I am Sephiroth.

That's nice dear now head upstairs mom made chicken tendies for dinner

What, in your mind, was meant to be insulting about this?

do u have like a humiliation fetish or something?

Lose weight.

You are definitely an incel, we get it.

Your finasteride use won't fool anyone.

Imagine typing this and thinking you sound cool

I don't “think” I sound “cool.” You cannot fathom sincerity because you are a worm. Also, you're balding. Do you see how far up your forehead your hairline has retreated? It will never come back. It's gone forever. Your hair will only get thinner and thinner.

anime avatar

Baldlennial pronoun freak.

Mane you talk with such white eloquence what are you even saying mane you sound like da moffugin anime villain sephiroth n shie mane you're supposed to speak In niggeг babble ebonics n shie mane

king floyd didn't know spelling or grammar, so neither should we

Das rite whyte boi

pic.twitter.com/vY5PYUZ5Oo

— Shitpost 2077 (@shitpost_2077) May 13, 2024

who else fucking hates these pic.twitter.com/pI3MUVoOtB

— Verdure🏳️‍⚧️🍉 #1 Colette Fan❤️❤️❤️ (@VerdureIvy) May 7, 2024

MY BUTT CAN NEVER FOCUS WITHOUT STIMMING AND FIDGETING AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH

eye contact is the hardest thing on earth HOW DO PEOPLEDO IT

This is not my meme I just haven't seen anyone reply with it yet

Posted unfunniest meme award

they had absolutely no reason to do these they fr just hated kids

this poster made it feel illegal to have adhd

the "just don't be neurodivergent ❤️" posters

Every single bit of repressed elementary school trauma bubbled to the surface when i saw this shit

It literally sounds like propaganda

Emphasis is put on certain words

All text is aligned, and the main actor is clearly visible, making it easy to communicate the message to the viewer

Said text is written in a very direct way, calling for immediate action

This is propaganda

bunch of zoomers pretending like they have autism in the replies

Posts from the 3rd grade home room

All you need next is armed raised and yelling seig hail

Me when a black woman is speaking

Push-pull link

Maybe some knows a better tool for removed comments?

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/AskHistorians/comments/1css0ye/was_yasuke_a_samurai/l4714oc/

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Random question, why does it matter at all? She's still a person and she's asking for advice on her looks. You just attack people that you perceive as beneath you or something? If she asks for advice, give the girl advice. You don't have to go to her profile. Just use the images that she provided. (-25)

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He's dumber than a bag of hammers then. (-8)

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Because “she” isn't asking for advice. “She” is pretending to, just as an advertisement for her OF or other porn platform. Even if it's not posted in their profile, you PM them and I guarantee they will give you a link. And “she” is in quotes because usually it's a guy stealing pictures from someone. (9)

Why would anyone be pming someone who posts here? As far as this post is concerned, she's a regular person asking the same question everyone else on here asks. But because she has an onlyfans, she's all the sudden beneath you? (-7)

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Don't say that you will get pulled by mods (1)

In some subs you'll get banned regardless of whether or not you mention onlyfans. I made a passing comment about a karma farming cosplayer (the kind that duplicates most of their posts in the same sub if it doesn't do well the first time) and I got permabanned from /r/finalfantasy. My comment was the most harmless fricking thing, just called the user annoying as frick.Just because they make money posting shit on reddit doesn't mean they should get special treatment, reddit mods seem to think that anyone who raises a point about spam is actually just a woman hating loser (4)

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Comments are

This guy is 43

This is above average 43 year old man because stock pictures don't have real 43 year old average men

43 year old is age when women outnumbering men even if we count the homosexual men.

So he made the comments go Reeeereeee

I noticed strange patterns

Absolutely majority are somewhat ARTIST

So they are proving that artist foids have some I mean manny screws loose

This one is literally a groopie

So Chas makes roastie reeeeee at any age

Foids are also delusional most of them are literally looking like shit and they get angry that a guy who puts a lot more efforts in looks than them don't wants them

lmao pic.twitter.com/L6fkbf6HVt

— I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg) May 13, 2024

Throwback to how it's done:

!fashion

$GME has been halted a third time, up 81%.https://t.co/07uZ8Cq08i

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) May 13, 2024

Twitter search:

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The tweet:

We're so back:

It's so over:

We're so backx2:

Nvm:

JOIN THE RESISTANCE:

What are they complaining about now? pic.twitter.com/cOOHcjt7BB

— Hussein E (@therealhebrahim) May 12, 2024

PEI changed its policies on work permits for foreign students back in 2023, so that less of them would be able to receive permanent residence after getting their useless diplomas. Indians are really mad about it because they have a God-given right to live in YOUR country, chud.

This article talks more about the situation:

Foreign workers in Canada's Prince Edward Island will hold a day-long protest on May 13 against changes in the province's immigration policy that would reduce the intake of permanent residents by 25 per cent. A demonstration was held in Charlottetown on Friday over the issue.

A large number of students from Punjab living in the province are likely to be affected by the policy changes, announced by the province in February, as many of them work either on work permits or as international students. The burden on the healthcare and housing sectors were cited as the reason to reduce the intake. The focus would now be on nominating workers in the healthcare, childcare and construction trades.

“This has left the hundreds of foreign workers working in the retail and services sector hopeless as they are unlikely to get their work permit renewed once it expires. Even if they shift to the healthcare, childcare and construction trades now, they won't get any benefit as work permits in these sectors will be extended only to those who have prior experience,” said Manpreet Kaur Longowal, a volunteer of the Montreal Youth Students Organisation (MYSO).

They also have the commies on their side. It might be over for us, chudbros...

there's a sort of karmic justice to this.

/r/shortguys comments on the situation

https://old.reddit.com/r/shortguys/comments/1bqnuvb/imagine_getting_blackpilled_in_kindergarten/?sort=controversial

Your dad is a pedophile; you grew up knowing that.

— Theatre of Pain (@Molassar179695) May 17, 2024

After this exchange, he replied to me 30 times, posting my memes in response to my tweets going back a full month

Each screenshot below is a unique post. These are no duplicates lmao

Lmao update:

Florida State University published a study 2 weeks ago titled: "Does Perceived Harm Depend on the Race of the Agent?"

It found that White women felt MORE hurt by electric shocks when they thought a White person was responsible compared to when they thought a Black person was. pic.twitter.com/1xH3oKelll

— TheLawOfAverages (@thelawofaverage) May 15, 2024

study

NEW: 10-year-old boy takes his own life after getting constantly bullied at school for his glasses and teeth.

Heartbreaking.

Sammy Teusch of Greenfield, Indiana was bullied up until the night he took his own life according to his family.

The parents say they contacted the… pic.twitter.com/MTci1UPWxM

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) May 15, 2024

Basically this kid got bullied for wearing glasses and having big teeth for a year, kills himself, parents , shitters shit, etc

there is something for every flavour of r-slur:

incels:

homeschooling freaks:

racists:

schizos:

schizo racist homeschooling freaks/dilfs

lmao

Happy mothers day @MetroBoomin

— Soulja Boy (Draco) (@souljaboy) May 12, 2024

For further context: Metro Boomin's mother was murdered by her boyfriend before he also killed himself less than 2 years ago.

Metro was unbelievably close to his mother. She bought him his first laptop at 13 because he wanted to start making beats and used to drive him 8 hours on weekends to collaborate with artists when he was in highschool.

This is in response to a 2014 tweet from Metro saying: “My phone rings to come to the studio with Jeezy. Yours rings to send SouljaBoy a pack of beats. Sit Down.”

More Tweets:

• I'll beat the frick out you @MetroBoomin and @21savage sign the boxing 🥊 contract since u kitty n***** so tough!!!

• You sacrificed your own mom @MetroBoomin you a puppet

• All the streams, sales, money, and fame not gone bring your mom back @MetroBoomin was it worth it? I can say frick this money and fame shit and still be a boss can you?

Activision DEI Leaked! Plus:

- Your bonus and review depend on how hard you DEI.

- DEI Officers are installed on every dev team to ensure THE MESSAGE.

Of all the AAA Studios out there, my dev friends and contacts who have come forth tell me that @Ubisoft and @Activision are… pic.twitter.com/TDZqRn6v0o

— Grummz (@Grummz) May 16, 2024

So many slides to say nothing lol. Except they measure every employees sense of belonging with an "inclusion score"? That's some meaningless foid shit.

Very first job, in a room full of senior dudes, I was told to “make the elves sexier” and when I did that as elegantly as possible w max respect to established lore & worldbuilding I was told “no, like a stripper” and “I can send you reference lol” and I’ve never forgotten https://t.co/IeoLGGMkN0

— Nicholas Kole (@FromHappyRock) May 10, 2024

noooo you can't make me draw sexy elves in exchange for money