Don't be hostile to poors!

Um telling poors not to buy an exotic bird is gatekeeping, sweaty.

Just get a parakeet, bro. They're like the goldfish of birds.

I had to stop watching around a quarter of the way through, it stopped being funny

Gia, 25, Sacramento CA

Homeless living off twitter e-begging and ex-husband sending her pitybux timestamp

Does door-dashing for cash as well as e-begging

• small amounts, $144 last month?

Attempts to explain the husband situation timestamp

• He lives in Pennsylvania and wants her to move back but she doesn't want to go there?

• She wants to live in Kansas?

• Husband only just started working? What the frick

• Married in 2018?

• Both lived in Kansas City, she took care of him? What?

Visited husband a few months ago timestamp

• Lost her van in an accident while there, he has all her things and will throw them out if she leaves him?

Wants to get a job around Austin timestamp

• "I can't live in Kansas... I have a warrant"

• Went to jail for 4 days for "failure to appear"

• Driving on a suspended license, bad tags

  • got caught going somewhere then caught again while driving back?

• "I don't know why I didn't go to court"

Went to college for Film Production

• About a year, then dropped out because she had to leave Kansas rather than deal with the warrant

Smokes weed timestamp

Caleb notes she smells like weed? timestamp

My car payments are 230.46 and my insurance is 423.16 monthly and my credit cards are 8000 dollars in debt what’s the fastest legal way of making money? My monthly take home pay is 2400 dollars I live at home and my pay is by weekly I work 40 hours

I live with my parents I pay 300 a month for rent

My insurance is that high because it’s brand new and it’s my first car

I was pressured into buying the car by my dad and I don’t know how to sell cars

He knows people in the car dealership and he used to be in the buisness

The IRS played in everybody’s face this year. You either owed or got a small amount back. Either way, most of us were all cheated.

— BLH (@_RareDefined) April 15, 2024

Send a shitty txt to your psych? Get forced into an 18 month waiting list for a new one

Someone sticks up for the psych and our heroine doesn’t like it. Calls them medication peddles

Edit- hit post too soon sorry

I DONT CARE IF EVWRYONE SAYS IM WRONG THERE ARE BILLIONA ON EARTH AND SOME AGREE

Went to grab her profile pics and she left :(

Anyways here’s her face

i really don't like this

disgust

i love them so much

1450 comments in a day lmao

She also has vaginismus that sugarbabying has cured i guess. Click link for her tik tok explaining lol

vaseline? what in the !peakpoors use carmex like a normie

what does this mean?

please upvote i want a podcast hole thanks

DoorDash has, for many people, become a substitute for frozen meals, despite being less convenient and radically more expensive. And a lot of frozen meals taste fine, plenty of chain restaurants are actually serving that.

— cai (@AnneNotation) March 17, 2024

The replies to this tweet, which puts the bar as low as possible (frozen foods), somehow receives gratuitous pushback. Examples:

https://twitter.com/trochele/status/1769811110511710669

One pot pie is 600 calories

https://twitter.com/alxcharlesdukes/status/1769518810271211879

Unless it's like Stouffer's or hungry man frozen dinners, McDonald's is much worse than any frozen option.

https://twitter.com/KnoxEndemic/status/1769733590164672606

This one is the funniest to me. Somehow this person is distressed by the prospect of taking a meal out of the freezer and into the microwave.

https://twitter.com/Sarahj1919/status/1769853056777134438

Normalize institutionalizing these people and whipping them in shape

This one's really really weird. Something feels incredibly off about his situation or at least the way he talks about it. Please post your opinions because I'm at a loss.

Personal Details -

• 33 y/o Virginian

• Lynchberg

• Job - "Large Tech Company" "Manages Account Managers"

• Father was a Pastor

• Eight siblings growing up, spends a little too much trying to give his kids opportunities that he didn't?

  • issues when trying to save that isn't directly for a thing he wants to buy

• Married for 10 years

  • Caleb suggests couples therapy per usual

Job Status - (He's getting laid off)

• $33k equity every year vests every 3 year?

• 115k 10% bonus half performance half company performance

• 7.5% last year

• "Company is doing well" holding margins and growing a little

• 1.1 billion a quarter revenue? There since 2018

  • Net 200 million

• Company is laying off 8% of workforce

  • Rolling layoffs

  • Found out March 1st that he's getting laid off, but begging him to stay until May 1st

  • Volunteered to be laid off if they were laying off someone at his level?

    • Asked Jesus if he should volunteer to be laid off or not and I guess Jesus said yes?

      • Also he wasn't doing much there? And had gotten complacent? He said this later

    • Cousin says he'll pay 120k at a director level role in a different company

    • Given 3 months Admin Leave

    • Cousin's company decided he was not qualified so this is all down the drain

      • Will be going to get a real estate license instead

    • Other cousin has offered him a real estate job (he is going to try this)

      • plans on bailing if he can't sell something within 3 months

  • They are working on some sort of important legacy system migration but still getting cut?

  • Wife's 'cap' is 40k

  • Severance -

    • ~30k including the Admin leave thing?

    • 35k 2 weeks for every tear there

    • 10k retention bonus for staying

Expenses -

• Donations

  • $800 a month to his church

  • $170 a month to missions

• 6k per year for two kids in private school

  • Hybrid school, home schools 2 days a week

• No mortgage

  • Bought a house for 265'000, sold it for 575'000

  • Some weird stuff with the grandfather giving him money or something? I lost track of the plot

• Lots of going out to eat, the wife takes the kids very frequently instead of cooking them food? Timestamp

  • Weird stories from the wife's childhood something is very very wrong here. Timestamp for anyone willing to help me parse this. I feel like I'm missing something.

• Fast food expenses are appearing on the recurring bills credit card. Timestamp

• Recurring payments for whole organic milk for "allergies" - This turns into "store bought milk is not as good for you"

  • Timestamp

• Budget - income is equal to expenditure

Savings -

• 20'000 savings

  • 10k cash in bank

  • 10k in Bitcoin

  • Only has that 10k cash in the bank because he watched the videos

• Wife and him have 3k in checking account (4%):

• He has 5500 in Etrade (3%)

• Had 36'000 emergency

  • All spent?

  • Can't name where he spent them

  • treated as a slush fund

Debt -

• 401k loan

  • Needed 10k, had 15k on him but needed more

  • For a legal situation 5k retainer, 10k refundable in a year?

  • Portfolio Value $39'000 (including the loan)

• Has gone through cycles of consumer debt in the past?

Credit -

• Credit decimated by a Coles credit card with a balance he forgot about for 6 months

Caleb seethes about some book called "Rich Dad Poor Dad" for a minute or two Timestamp

"I don't know where my money's going"

Brings a date home. Start talking shoes. She shows him her shoes, they disappear and end up on his gf stank butt feet.

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these mfers ugly af