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Cameron, 20, Houston TX

:marseyking: At least two Red Bulls :marseysaint2:

Segment like a really sus video where Cameron explains he consents to the show timestamp

Career:

  • "Kinda complicated I guess"

  • Part time real estate, part time construction with my Dad

  • "From Sunday to Wednesday I do real estate, I guess full time"

    • He lays out his schedule timestamp

      • 5am wakeup

      • 6am gym

  • Real Estate agent, lots of calling people

    • Done it for a year

    • Wants to do this full time

    • This month is "most money he's ever made"

    • $14'000 this month but he "spent most of it"

      • Sold a single listing and got them a new place - he knocked their door
    • He tries to explain how timestamp

    • When he started he "spent the money before it was in [his] pocket"

    • Was a server at resturaunt, quit it to be agent

    • Hems and haws then admits it's 2'500 "over 6 to 8 months" so much less than other guests :marseylaugh:

    • "I try to prospect but like I've started playing Minecraft and stuff you know what I mean?" timestamp

      • This is what he was doing last year instead of working?
    • Works 4 hours a day 4 days a week timestamp

      • Actually it's 1 hour a day of calling people?

      • Actually he's showing houses as well?

      • Maybe 3 a day? :marseyantiw#ork:

    • A day in the life of a real estate agent timestamp

      • Later clarified to 1 hour a day with a lot of staring at the screen doing literally nothing, sometimes watching Financial Audit videos MARSEY LFMAOOOOOO

      • HE ALLUDES TO HAVING THE ZOOMER PHONE PHOBIA :marseyzoomer:

      • 3 hour lunch break lmfao

    • Saved $2000 of that $14000 check

  • Construction timestamp

    • Dad's company, Dad cuts him a check

    • About $125 a day, 3 days a week (around 10 hour days for this)

    • Doesn't know if he's W2 or not

      • "Uhhhhmmm my dad has his company and I just kind of go in and he gives me a check"

      • "I don't know I just get the check and I just picture deposit it into Wells Fargo, it goes into my account"

    • Just started this, started around last month

  • Living with his parents

  • "I used to make a lot of money as a server"

Personal Life;

  • Girlfriend of 2 years is in the room timestamp

Financials:

  • Parents helped him out 7'000 on a car downpayment

    • He paid them back 4'000
  • He did not set money aside for taxes

  • Credit Card 1 (Discover) (1'015) timestamp

    • 1326 previous - 994 payments + 664 new transactions

    • "Why are you putting more money on a card that is accumulating interest?" timestamp

      • He is extremely confident things will just work themselves out
    • "If you look at my spending I try to be really conservative with it" :marseyxd:

    • Lots and lots of eating out, some paint he got reimbursed for

    • "Everyone's net worth is negative at 20 years old" :marseybrainletclapping:

  • Credit Card 2 (some bank name) (2404) timestamp

    • $2391 - $200 payment + 157 new purchases + $55 interest accrued

    • He paid another $200 payment on this

    • Credit limit is $2500

    • Ate $29 in fees this year

  • His stonks timestamp

  • 2016 Jeep Wrangler timestamp

    • $31355 balance :marseytrollcrazy:

    • 10.something interest rate :marseytrollcrazy:

    • There's an unpaid balance of $680

    • He tries to explain, his parents took the car out for him, in their name, he's paying for it

    • Caleb seethes because he keeps looking at the camera :marseyrage:

    • 6 year term

    • Jeeps in the shop, $300 - lots of other spending on parts for the jeep

    • Suspension is messed up

    • Lots of other issues with it

    • Pays for car insurance under his parents name - $400 a month

    • Went to college for a year, took a year off, couldn't afford to both go to college and pay the jeep :marseydespair:

    • He didn't really know what he was doing at college

    • "My way of justifying it was I didn't know what I was doing in college and I had the Jeep anyways"

  • Credit Card 3 ($472) (Spark Business) timestamp

    • 536 - $71 payments + $12 interest accrued

    • Not the real estate card

    • "This card was a really dumb decision... probably the worst one"

    • "Every year we get a fee as realtors, we have to pay like 400, 500, I didn't have the money so I opened a credit card and paid it with that."

    • Minimum payment 17, 30% interest

  • Credit Card 4 (CapitalOne) ($352) timestamp

    • Minimum $25

    • $8 interest accrued

    • $727 - $700 + $323.85 :marseyxd:

    • "This month I spoiled myself" :marseyexcited:

      • He tries to explain why he thinks this is a good idea
  • How much he owes to his family timestamp

    • $11'000 total?

    • Informal, gets brought up when the dad's mad :marseymad:

    • He paid 4000, it's down from 15'000

    • Pays $400 for rent

  • Checking Account timestamp

    • $150 in there

    • fair bit of going out to eat, eBay headphones, smoking "trying to quit," $1000 into his RobinHood

    • THIS R-SLUR INVESTED 15% of the portfolio INTO TAKETWO HOLY SHIT :marseyxd:

      • waiting for GTA 6 thinking it will moon shot

Spending piechart timestamp

  • He gave his parents 4000 which might be upfront rent payments might be debt payment? to help pay off the house???

Caleb makes him cry bigly :marseycry: timestamp

  • "To be honest, it might just be a reaction to the Red Bull"

Oracle seems to be a long-term sponsor, every video now

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Net neutrality is back baby :marseyzombiewink:

https://www.engadget.com/fcc-votes-to-restore-net-neutrality-protections-161350168.html

Here's some dude saying that's horrible

https://twitter.com/BrendanCarrFCC/status/1783559014950854704

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https://store.steampowered.com/app/2803310/The_Detractor/

!ranchers !g*mers !r-slurs

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Me and my girl, 10 years apart : aww

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146408614546509.webp

"Restrictive" :marseyconfused:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146409738893702.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146409739685936.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146409740396407.webp

"Atypical" meaning the exact opposite of anorexia

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714641005557232.webp

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proposed alliance with /h/vampire

Wait and hear me out. I know that !vampires are totally fricking gay and House Vampire is full of posers.

But look at this synergy the sharpen award has with bite - it envelops a user's posts in a shroud of impenetrable, unreadable darkness :shadowrage:

https://rdrama.net/post/266057/pov-how-the-rest-of-rdrama/6346909#context

I propose a truce with House Vampire and working together with !edgelords as long as they all agree to be Blade style 90s-early 2000s vampires and not post-2005 emo vampires

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To the shock of g*mers worldwide - known chinese spyware ends up being spyware

Surely this isn't legal.

Valorant now takes screenshots of your pc, They are actually able to screenshot groomercord chats and fullscreen any window without you knowing and uploading it to their servers.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714660026856056.webp

:#marseyjewoftheorient:

>Decide to play valorant

>All of China gets to know your groomercord chats, bank activity, goon websites and every other degenerate activity you're up to in 2-6 minute intervals of playing the game

Relevant Unknowncheats thread with more technical explanations:

https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/anti-cheat-bypass/634974-vanguard-taking-screenshot-pc.html

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What happens next when burgers don't take the judiciary seriously at all anymore?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146714862116086.webp

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Look at me. I am the janny Judge now.

Pennsylvania ex-con, 27, who's been jailed three times turns over a new leaf to become state's youngest ever judge

A Pennsylvania man, who had been jailed three times, turned over a new leaf to become the state's youngest judge at the age of 27.

>Hanif Johnson, a student at Penn State University in 2012, once walked into a courtroom in shackles and handcuffs for a hearing on charges of simple assault, conspiracy, and harassment

>Twelve years later, Johnson found himself sitting on the bench as the youngest judge ever elected in the state of Pennsylvania.

>In 2017, he defeated Republican candidate Claude Phillips with 73 percent of the vote to win the election for the Dauphin Magisterial District.

>After graduation, Johnson served as a family resource specialist in his hometown to help at-risk youth, but the interactions with law enforcement propelled Johnson to pursue a career in law.

>A magisterial district judge is a position elected by residents and doesn't require a law degree, so Johnson took a brave step to embark on the campaign.

:mar#seyjudge:

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UCLA commie :marseyidio3: terrorists are coping :marseycopeseethedilate: and seething :marseyseethe: about getting evicted

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146700009827058.webp

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Edgy flash animations were apparently "traumatic" for !zoomers :marseydepressed: :marseyzoomerimplosion:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714645607547258.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146456076872036.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146456078582015.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146456073846147.webp

:#marseygunshotsuicide:

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foids humiliated and btfo

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Congratulations on being the first person to do something with AI that will directly make my own, personal life worse. You are a monster.

:marseystein:

An AI that makes the internet even worse than it is! Congrats to the team.

:marseyexcited:

You're a horrible person. Your mother should be crying. You're the vanguard of a trend that will damage the mental health of millions or billions, especially if taken at all farther.

:marseyraging:

AI posing as human customers to promote your product on the web is fraud, change my mind.

:marseysnappy:

This should be illegal.

:soyjaktantrum:

Nobody wants this

:marseyakshually:

You are helping to ruin society , not that you care

:soymad:

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Daily reminder that Sexy Indian dudes are the most fragile and cringe people on earth

Can't even handle a little banter

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Jinxthinker's Lament + Manchester cancels Olivia + Jinxthinker will NOT wank for Aevann and Carp

why i'm sad 19:25

description: scrubs on elden ring are too many & really the game is busted. arena also sucks bc nobody wants to fight like a real man. arena scrubs would get disqualified on any good tournament. I want to play elden ring with attractive adult emo women - "no racism, p3dofilia, no an1me. just skill, just adults, just right"

  • Jinxthinker missed an Elden Ring stream, and shows off his Monsters; He likes the peachy keen can but not the flavor but doesn't want peachy keen to feel left out as he tries all the Monsters. :marseyboomer:

  • Why he's sad. He and Jinxsister were going to Manchester to see Olivia, but it was postponed because the venue was busted. He already booked the hotel, so they just went out to eat and hung out watching TV in the hotel. We are never going to Manchester again because its a known shithole. (he says the dinner and hotel stuff in past tense, but I believe it's still in the future. News articles about this were published 3-8 hours prior to my watching this video) 0:58 **

  • Starts talking about Elden Ring top 5 no rule meta weapons :marseysleep:

  • Adult apprectiation day is needed because he can't see olivia; AI images deployed including feeding emo girls ice cream. 4:00

  • He left the white race community like he left the Elden Ring community. He figured out Taylor Swift was a p-dophile when he found out one of her songs was called seven which is a p-do anthem. :tayno: 5:30ish

  • He talks about a Civ (probably IV) mod where you could institute child labor which was kinda cool. M4. AVG AntiVirus interrupts his rant because his free trial is over. 6:30

  • He also has AI feeding the emo girl burgers art :marseyburger:

  • He doesn't wank for Anglin, Greg Johnson, Aevann, carpakistragenflorist, or other islamists. RDRAMA MENTIONED 8:00 ** He will not wank for them because they are ugly; he will only wank to sensible adults with a brain and shit (all this said while scrolling the AI goth folder and complementing them).

  • His guide to basically being a female and shit right. 1. You should get a septum piercing to look cool and sexy and it will ward off p-dophiles. Both Jinxsisters and Jinxmother said they wouldn't get one. 2. Have Freckles. Lots of people don't know that you can have freckles or add freckles and that's called makeup and shit. 3. You should also get your tongue pierced because that is cool. 4. Leather is one of the sexiest fabrics along with cheerleaders. 11:00

  • Jinxthinker discusses how children are made. Child wankers OWE adult heterosexuals like Jinxthinker for making children. :marseyworried: 13:00

  • He would respect children if they stuck to their own lane like Teletubbies instead of making child porn and shit. 13:50

  • Jinxthinker laments that it's unfair that child molestation is legal but as soon as he wants to have s*x with adults they make him want to die and shit. 15:35 **

  • He's going to get back into Elden Ring when the DLC drops like a dawg (@ihatecoffee predicted this). He would rather go out with a p-dophile than people that play Elden Ring. 17:20

  • He wishes to challenge a p-dophile to a duel on Elden Ring under very specific rules he listed 18:50

!jinxthinkers how much do you hate the busted City of Manchester?

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https://ovarit.com/o/Radfemmery/554023/bear-bear-bear

Dudes have spent thousands of years arguing in dozens of languages that they cannot possibly be expected to control their peepeees or their fists when women dare to go out in public or talk too much or have bare ankles or whatever other disobedient thing men don't like. Dudes have founded multiple entire fricking religions on this concept.

And now "the logical s*x" is having a collective meltdown because women repeated that back at them.

:#taycrown:

:#marseyshesright:

I wouldn't be blamed if I fought back against the bear. Wouldn't be blamed for hurting it if it meant my survival and life.

If a man attempts to r*pe me or succeeds in raping me but I claw the shit out of his face and arms in an attempt to defend myself, I'll get accused of being just as bad and assaulting him.

I wouldn't want to hurt the bear. It probably doesn't want to hurt me.

I will always choose the bear. 🐻

You won't get relentlessly bearsplained to either.

:#tayclap:

If they maul me I either die, or survive and have a fricking badass story.

If the bear mauls you and you survive to tell your story, people will believe you when you tell it.

:#!taynod:


https://ovarit.com/o/WomensLiberation/554017/bear-vs-man

Bears won't film you while you're taking a shit in the woods and share it with bears all over the world, for no reason except that they get off on it. Only men are that depraved.

Bears only attack you if you mess with their cubs. We have more in common with bears than men.

:#taysmart:

The Bear won't dress up like a woman and try to eat me in the women's changing room while screaming that I must refer to myself as a menstruator or it hurts his feelings

:#taylaugh:


https://ovarit.com/o/TransLogic/554038/tim-triggered-over-the-man-vs-bear-debate

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146456260287986.webp

He could fix all his problems by identifying as a furry and approach women in his new bear fursona.

:#taywine2:

Well, props for being self aware. Yes, you are a man and are seen as one, so women would choose the bear instead of you.

Well, wouldn't he also choose the bear? Surprised that that's not his first response, being that he's a woman and all.

:#tayscrunch:

Bro, you are the reason we choose bears.

:#tayhappy:


Some good material there for inciting a bit of moid rage :marseyagree: :!marseydicklet:

:#marseyradfempat:

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-05-02 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Fraternity brothers pelted by anti-Israel protesters at UNC Chapel .../r/JoeRogan (2M)60%2049
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘and the Boomers in Congress/r/AdviceAnimals (10M)67%1732
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Can someone explain this to me?/r/Asmongold (311K)61%1323
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Joe Rogan Experience #2143 - Tulsi Gabbard/r/JoeRogan (2M)44%480
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Hows this arena version looking for you/r/leagueoflegends (8M)61%656
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Pi Kappa Phi made $60K (so far) off of yesterdays protests/r/UNC (23K)47%433
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Pro-Israel mob attacks student protest encampment at UCLA/r/IsraelPalestine (88K)53%486
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Why do Christians seem to not care about the hurt they cause the LG.../r/Christianity (432K)48%320
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Guy is carrying a gun in his belt at Madeira Kroger's just to visit.../r/cincinnati (143K)60%398
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Does OSRS really need Aggression potions?/r/2007scape (913K)46%246

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘Is there any organized effort to counter the anti-Jewish protests a.../r/altmpls (5K)49%160
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Pi Kappa Phi made $60K (so far) off of yesterdays protests/r/UNC (23K)47%433
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘The PSL, a fringe Marxist-Leninist group that thinks NATO started t.../r/ualbany (5K)49%87
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘To anyone thinking of boycotting commencement.. /r/Temple (23K)56%207
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘To The Students Protesting Currently /r/UBreddit (23K)54%194
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Tiny brains buy same laughable poor specs junk every year for "only.../r/applesucks (23K)57%201
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘This sub is just full of people hating on tim hortons/r/TimHortons (22K)55%131
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Pathetic. Disney is going to ruin the X Men/r/MauLer (23K)45%107
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Pro-Israel mob attacks student protest encampment at UCLA/r/IsraelPalestine (88K)53%486
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘When people think generating AI art is like some "one click wonder"./r/aiwars (35K)49%171

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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I approached the cashier with a bottle of soda and as i was walking towards her she got up to get my bottle from behind the locked cabinet without me asking first. She is not even the main evening cashier, i don't recall dealing with her too many times but i guess she remembers me well enough as an alcoholic. Gosh that was embarresing, i prefer to imagine they don't remember my unshaved sloppy self coming in to buy bottles all the time.

She was like 5/10, maybe 26 or so. I don't feel like an alcoholic, but it is rare that i dont pour myself a few drinks throughout the day. I rarely get drunk though, just a slight buzz

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Hey Rdrama E-girls just a quick message!

Hope that clears it up haha, I think you chicks forgot to hit send on those pms to me :marseywave3:

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Reported by:
  • COOF : how doomed a country is can easily be measured by how many poojeets live in it

https://media1.tenor.com/m/1gaYz9ajVSMAAAAC/obama-what-even-reaction.gif https://media1.tenor.com/m/Isgo1w7qdf4AAAAd/jethalal-tmkoc.gif https://media1.tenor.com/m/7lDhYOKZYJoAAAAd/throw-jklsouth.gif

!bharatiya the !nonchuds's "president" has completely lost it


President Joe Biden said on Wednesday that "xenophobia" from China to Japan and India is hobbling their growth, as he argued that migration has been good for the U.S. economy.

"One of the reasons why our economy's growing is because of you and many others. Why? Because we welcome immigrants," Biden said at a Washington fundraising event for his 2024 re-election campaign and marking the start of Asian American, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander Heritage Month.

"Why is China stalling so badly economically, why is Japan having trouble, why is Russia, why is India, because they're xenophobic. They don't want immigrants. Immigrants are what makes us strong."

The International Monetary Fund forecast last month that each country would see its growth decelerate in 2024 from the year prior, ranging from 0.9% in highly developed Japan to 6.8% in emerging India.

They forecast that the United States would grow at 2.7%, slightly brisker than its 2.5% rate last year. Many economists attribute better-than-expected performance partly to a migrants expanding the country's labor force.

Concern about irregular migration has become a top issue for many U.S. voters ahead of November's presidential election.

Biden, who has condemned the rhetoric of his Republican opponent Donald Trump as anti-immigrant, has worked to court broad economic and political relations with countries including Japan and India to counter China and Russia globally.


Randia laughing at DDD https://old.reddit.com/r/india/comments/1ci7qlr/biden_blames_india_china_japans_economic_woes_on/?sort=controversial

:marseyjewoftheorientglow: agreeing?? @X pls help I don't trust bing translate https://old.reddit.com/1ci79zy

World News: https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1ci79jt/biden_blames_china_japan_and_indias_economic_woes/?sort=controversial

GeopoliticsIndia (apparently there is another indian sub I didn't know about, how many are there?!) https://old.reddit.com/r/GeopoliticsIndia/comments/1ci8e06/biden_blames_china_japan_and_indias_economic_woes/?sort=controversial


"One of the reasons why our economy's growing is because of you and many others. Why? Because we welcome immigrants,"

Yeah India isn't US and we don't have resources to even support our existing population

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Nicky has been making hundreds of alts which keep getting banned since he was meganuked years ago. Finally he is free from the prison called Gab.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171467428223043.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146742826545944.webp

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Some 30 police officers in Sweden provoked public outrage in yet another major scandal involving gang activity. It appears that law enforcement officials allowed themselves to be seduced and exploited by gangsters to whom they gave information that later led to several deadly altercations on the streets.

The shocking details were first revealed in an extensive investigation published by the local daily Dagens Nyheter (DN), which found over 500 instances of Swedish police personnel leaking classified information. Gang members were briefed regarding ongoing investigations, upcoming raids, or competing gangs.

DN's report also found evidence that leaks concerning information on rival criminals assisted in several attacks on enemy gang members, including at least four murders.

The report—based on conversations with some 50 sources in the law enforcement community and the criminal underworld, backed by hundreds of public documents—also revealed that, in many cases, the gang members used quite unconventional methods to obtain the information, such as starting “sexual relationships with strategically selected [female] police officers.”

One example is “Elin,” who met her gangster boyfriend through a dating app when she was still a cadet. Regularly, she chose to feed him classified information she obtained through illegal searches over the course of four years until she was caught.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146427157988431.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146427160628033.webp

>be male cop

>work your butt off to be able to work against organised crime

>woman boss because "women can!"

>go on a stakeout

>"finally we've been able to arrest him"

>hear your boss getting pounded by Abdi

>call DN (newspaper)

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Aella, the neurodivergent lesswrong prostitute that is now kinda Twitter famous for her r-slurred polls and for organizing an orgy for her birthday, is now in danger because some insane guy that tried to kidnap her is allegedly now out of jail lmao

https://twitter.com/aella_girl/status/1785808555695616264

Stuff from when he was originally imprisoned:

https://madison.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/madison-man-charged-in-texas-with-impersonating-fbi-agent-stalking-adult-internet-performer/article_8b70b0bc-0c8a-540d-9ef2-703995a65b86.html

Destiny subreddit has a copy of him trying to get into her house

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1ci7wus/jack_mcquestion_yes_lol_the_schizo_who_tried_to/?sort=controversial

Aella's blogpost

https://aella.substack.com/p/the-attempted-kidnapping-at-my-house

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